Why didn't I write this book?

I just read Ella Kazoo Will Not Brush Her Hair by Lee Fox and illustrated by Jennifer Plecas. It's tons of fun and the rhymes work.

Ella Kazoo will not brush her hair.
She hides in the cupboard and under the stair.
She roars at her mum
Like a big growly bear,
she whines and she moans
and she howls in despair,
but Ella Kazoo will not brush her hair.

Ella's hair gets longer and wilder as the book goes on. As a girl's will! I thought it was a good read.

What I can't figure out is why I didn't write this book. Cause I had my own Ella.

 

Who now cares for her hair beautifully. Happy 16th, Abbie.